Who am I, and what gives me the right?

Simple. No one and nothing. 🚫

Why “3rd Drawer Down”?

So this originates from a past relationship after we had moved into our first apartment together 👩‍❤️‍👨.

One thing everybody has, but may not realize, is that one drawer in the house (usually in the living room or kitchen) where you keep all the random crap. You know, things like batteries 🔋, thumb tacks 📌, that screwdriver you found one day while cleaning and decided to keep because it might come in handy 🔧. Useful things that you don’t want to get rid of, but don’t really know where to put 🤷‍♂️.

Well, I had a habit of always forgetting where all that random crap was 🤔. So, I would constantly ask her, “where’s the such-and-such?” And she would always answer with an annoyed groan, “THIRD DRAWER DOWN!” 😒 It became something of a verbal meme in our house. And yes, I was that guy who eventually started doing it on purpose every now-and-then just to annoy her 🤭.

And that’s what this website is, a virtual manifestation of that drawer. A place to voice and store the random thoughts and opinions of me 💭💬. Each one unanimously approved, by me. ✅