Mixtape barely qualifies as a video game. It is an expensive, stylized interactive movie that demands almost nothing from the player, yet somehow earned glowing reviews and perfect scores from critics who seem increasingly disconnected from actual gaming.
⭐ ⭐ ½ ☆ ☆ ☆
Was anyone actually asking for this? 🐍🐦
⭐ ⭐ ☆ ☆ ☆
DNF. Did not finish; don’t want to finish. 🙅♂️
⭐ (⭐) ☆ ☆ ☆
A hollow relic. ⭕
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A double dose of nonsense. ❗❗ SPOILER ALERT
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ☆ ☆
Equal parts cringe and closure. 😬😌
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ☆ ☆
Anti-worldbuilding. 🐜
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Concept vs execution. 💭✍️
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What even is this?! 😕
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ☆
An unknown x-factor. ✖️
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ☆ ☆
A missed opportunity. 🕷️
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Borderline unreadable. 🗣️😵
⭐ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
The 7 Habits of Common Sense. 7️⃣🤦♂️
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ☆ ☆
Enjoyable but lacking. 🔍
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A simulation of a good idea 🎮💡
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Brennan's self-aggrandizing defense. 🏀
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A near-perfect finale 🎖️👍
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Epically empty 🦖⚔️
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ☆ ☆
Enjoyable, but massively flawed. ⭕
